I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
she peed on how many people?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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