do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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