is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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