Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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