Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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