***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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