Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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