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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
There was a lot of him and a little penis
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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