But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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