do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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