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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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