You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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