oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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