last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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