OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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