so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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