Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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