I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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