I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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