It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
then he tried to convert me to islam
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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