i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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