Will you blow on my dice?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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