hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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