He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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