I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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