I need help removing her.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
