threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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