I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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