69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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