ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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