i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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