just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
This is the high leading the old right now
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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