How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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