I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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