My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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