She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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