all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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