Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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