hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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