I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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