apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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