Barsexuality is the new black.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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