He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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