Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I think your dad took our porno
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
