He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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