Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I got chris browned last night
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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