Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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