I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Holy shit dude........stairs
Randomize
