you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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