Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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