Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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