do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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