it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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Actions speak louder than pants.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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