Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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