I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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