I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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