perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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