"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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