Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.