It's just like the Real World with babies
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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