So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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