Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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