hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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